Brain: We left the oven on!
Me: No don´t say that, I´ve not got time for this!
Brain: The house is probably on fire!
Me: Stop it, I need to write this book description.
Brain: But the blazing fire.
Me: We didn´t even use the oven today.
Brain: But what if -
Me: No. We´re not doing this, I´m finishing this description.
Hello there! Hayley Morris here. Or you might know me as the Brain Girl, and don´t be fooled...it´s not because I´m outrageously smart. Just an avid overthinker. I´m on a mission to prove once and for all that You. Are. Normal. Running through imaginary arguments whilst showering, hiding your knickers in the nurse´s office before they look directly into your vagina, or not knowing how to be a normal human when you have the plumber over. I´ve spent the majority of my life saying and doing embarrassing things that wake me up in a cold sweat at 3am as my Brain reminds me of every minor detail.
In this book, I´ve overthought absolutely everything so you don´t have to. I´ll be talking about everything from dating to discharge, mental health to menstrual cups. I might not be able to banish your anxiety or make you feel 100% comfortable in your skin, but I hope I can at least give you a break from the constant brain chatter and we can rejoice and laugh at how similar we actually all are.
DON´T OVERTHINK IT. ORDER NOW.