What happened when the human cannonball was late for work?
He got fired!
Enjoy this and hundreds of other jokes and one-liners so crap they may make you cringe - but at least they'll keep you entertained on the toilet.
What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato!
What's the funniest fruit?
A pun-net of strawberries!
Why did the genie go to a psychiatrists?
His emotions were all bottled up.
You're stuck on the loo, you may as well have a laugh.