From top to bottom – a shocking and hilarious journey through the legal profession unlike anything seen before. Straight from the bowels of back street police stations,locked psychiatric wards and the criminal courts, these are the brazen tales of a bare-knuckle barrister. “For those who think that all barristers are high flyers blessed with fabulous incomes and sophisticated lives, this book will decisively re-inform you. It will dispel any myth that those we trust to steer the ship are any less maladjusted than the clients they represent. Unapologetically rude and irreverent, welcome to the real world of criminal barristers; an unruly place where nudity, misappropriation of sex toys and dirty protests are not just for the accused, and where judges’ discomfort brings widespread joy.”