Unleash your creativity with this hilarious book of penis patterns and cock-based colouring Looking for some naughty fun you wouldn´t find in your average colouring book? Then look no further than Keep F*cking Calm and Colour Cocks! This hysterical collection of dick doodles and extravagant artworks is guaranteed to keep you colouring (and giggling) for hours. Combining the therapeutic benefits of colouring with cocks aplenty, this book can help you wind down after a long day, entertain you on a lazy afternoon, and fill you with joy whenever you´re in need of a good laugh. Inside you will find: - 96 pages of naughty colouring activities to help you unwind - Hilarious cock illustrations of all shapes and sizes - Elaborate and whimsical patterns for you to colour however you please Brilliant for lovers of colouring and bawdy humour alike, this book is a perfect way to express your creativity in a fun and silly way.