Now a cute board book that's perfectly sized for small
      children!
      The book that was made famous by "The Scottish Granny".
      A young boy suddenly notices a big problem - his bum has
      a huge crack!
      So he sets off to find a new one. 
      
      Will he choose an armor-plated bum?
      A rocket bum?
      A robot bum?
      
      Find out in this silly tale with hilarious illustrations.
      
Children and parents will love this
      book - no ifs, ands, or butts about
      it!
      
"I can assure you right now that your kids will love
      this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want
      this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain
      silly and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." Storywraps