Love Uncensored: 50 Postcards for Your Partner, One-Night Stand, Booty Call, and That Sexy Barista Who Always Remembers Your Name

“SOMEONE IS GETTING LUCKY TONIGHT.” And that someone could be you, if you play your postcards right. Here are 50 colorful—and sometimes off-color—ways to say, “I love you.” Or, at least, “I want you.” The method of delivery is up to you—in the mail, slipped under a door, left teasingly on a crush’s desk. Who knows where it will lead? After all, there’s nothing sexier than a sense of humor: I WILL GLADLY INDULGE YOUR WEIRDEST FANTASIES. I THINK YOUR FRIENDSHIP SHOULD COME WITH A FEW MORE BENEFITS.