The Little Book of Office Insults and Comebacks: Quips and Retorts to Help You Survive the Office

Working in an office can be a daily survival challenge, so why not transform your experience with this hilarious book of office insults and comebacks? When you're working with people whose mouths don't have an off switch, but their brains clearly do, repressing the urge to tell them to shut the f*ck up is a daily test. So, arm yourself with this merciless toolkit, guaranteed to take your co-workers down a peg or two! Packed with sarcastic one-liners, passive-aggressive comebacks and savage insults, this is your go-to book for navigating the corporate circus. Whether you've had enough of slackers, micromanagers or generally annoying colleagues, inside this book you will find a perfectly crafted insult or comeback for every situation. Inside you will find: - Ruthless retorts and brutal one-liners - HR-friendly jabs that border on offensive - Hilariously relatable examples of different office characters found in the workplace Use responsibly (or recklessly!) at your peril and tell your co-workers what you really think of them, one insult at a time.