I´m Jen Brister: stand-up comedian, middle-aged adolescent, and mum. But not that mum - I´m the other one. Confused? Two years ago, my partner (a woman - we´re not solicitors) gave birth to twins. (I know! Believe me, I´m still reeling myself.) Like every new parent, I had absolutely no clue what I was doing. Add ´gay´ and ´non-biological´ to the mix and what do you get? Not a weird box of detergent, but a panicked beige lesbian desperately googling, ´Will my babies love me?´ at 3 a.m. A very funny, very honest look at parenting life, from IVF awfulness to crying over the pages of sleep training manuals. This is a book for any parent who feels they don´t fit the mould of a traditional family. ´Damned funny. You´ll find the pages of this book brimming with rich and wonderful proof´ Hannah Gadsby ´A side-splittingly honest look at the grim realities of same-sex parenting´ Diva