Why We Don't Suck: And How All of Us Need to Stop Being Such Partisan Little Bitches

From the author of the bestselling Why We Suck comes a searing comic look at these divisive times, skewering liberals and conservatives alike with a signature dose of sarcasm and common sense. In an America so gluten-free that a box of jelly donuts is now a bigger threat than Vladimir Putin, where college kids are more afraid of Ann Coulter than HIV, it&;s time for someone to stand up and make us all smell the covfefe. Dr. Denis Leary is that guy. With Why We DON&;T Suck: And How All of Us Need to Stop Being Such Partisan Little Bitches, Denis is on a devoted mission to #MakeAmericaLaughAgain. Using the clamorous political atmosphere as a starting point, he takes a bipartisan look at the topics we all hold so dear to our patriotic hearts&;including family, freedom, and the seemingly endless search for fame and diet vodka. Denis will answer important questions like: When will Hillary blame herself? Why does Beyoncé think he&;s Bryan Adams? And why doesn&;t he follow the millennial lead and post pictures of his food on social media? (Spoiler alert: He&;s too busy actually eating it.) Not that Denis has anything against millennials: &;When it comes to science, math, and technological advances, this generation has done more in three and a half decades than any other age group in history. What did my generation do? Cocaine and quaaludes mostly. With a side order of really stupid haircuts.&; Dr. Leary is here to remind us of what truly makes America great, even though we&;re #7 on the most recent list of Best Countries to Live In. Which may sound bad but means we still make the playoffs.