"´Carpe Jugulum,´ read Agnes aloud. ´That´s . . . well, Carpe Diem is Seize the Day, so this means -´ ´Go for the throat . . .´" Vampires have come to Lancre, but they´re not what you´d expect. Sure, they drink blood and view humans as dinner, but they´re modern and sophisticated. They´ve got style and fancy waistcoats. And they´re not a bit afraid of garlic. The Magpyr family are out of the casket and want a bite of the future. But they haven´t met the neighbours yet. Between them and Lancre stand a coven of four - Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Magrat and young Agnes - and they don´t take kindly to murderous intruders . . . ´An enduring, endearing presence in comic literature´ Guardian ´Incredibly funny . . . compulsively readable´ The Times Carpe Jugulum is the sixth book in the Witches series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.