The Book of Not Entirely Useful Advice

From acclaimed writer A.F. Harrold comes a riotous poetry collection that encourages readers to think critically--perfect for fans of Shel Silverstein! Packed with silly rhymes and witty wordplay, A.F. Harrold´s poetry is positively bursting with fun--and advice. But it´s not always the most useful. . . Never apologize to a door you´ve walked into, unless it´s a really special door. Don´t serve a cat soup when the cat wants jelly. Tomato soup won´t fill a feline belly. Don´t put a rock in a roll, unless you hate having teeth. Among the seemingly nonsensical stanzas on onions, sausages, and kilted koalas are exercises in critical thinking--what advice should readers follow, and what should they dismiss? Harrold´s short, clever poems work seamlessly alongside Mini Grey´s vibrant art to create visual gags that will have readers in stitches. Both silly and poignant, this book is perfect for curious readers, poets, and cabbages everywhere!